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A Bra, a Sandwich, and a Fish

When I was living in Oklahoma on lake Eufaula and it was springtime, the crappie was spawning. My Grand Pa and Grandma was in the boat fishing with me, my Grandma was eating a sandwich. All of a sudden she got a bite and she jammed the sandwich in the front of her bra, so she had both hands for her catch. Grandma reeled the fish in and it was a nice 2 lbs. one. As commotion settled down and Grandma ask were she had put her sandwich. As we was looking for it, a guy in a boat about 20 feet from us ask my grandma if she found her sandwich. She told him no and then he ask her if she had checked the front of her bra. It was so funny when she saw it there, my grandma's face got so red. It was funny if u was there.

Kevin
Camden, OH

Cottonmouths like whiskey!

I was fishing in a pond one afternoon when I saw a Cotton Mouth snake swim by. I noticed that he had a frog in his mouth and I figured that if I had that frog I could catch a fish with it. When the snake swam close enough, I grabbed it and pulled the frog out of his mouth. I didn't know what to do with the snake and he looked kinda mad, so I reached for the bottle of Jack Daniels that had been keeping me company and poured a little whiskey in the snake's mouth thinking that it might calm the critter down a bit. When he stopped squrmin' so much I threw him back in the pond. Well about the time I caught the second fish with that single frog, I felt a bump on my right leg. I looked to see what it was and damn if that ol' snake hadn't brought me another frog.

Vern
Ash Flat, AR

A Lesson Learned

My friend and I were out on a small lake here in Raleigh called Lake Johnson. We had been out a few times over the last week or so and had caught nothing. We were starting to get a little frustrated with not catching anything because we had a tournament coming up in two weeks. My buddy cast out into a little cove that looked like a pretty good spot for a fish to be hiding. He casted a little to high and got stuck in a tree that was about 5 feet off the water. He was jerking and pulling and he finally said lets go over and get this thing out of the tree. I said ok let me cast over there to see if there is any fish under that tree before we do so. I casted over right where he would have landed if the tree would not have been there and pulled in about a 4 1/2 pound bass. I could tell he was a little mad after I got the bass up to the boat and released it. He had been out to the lake quite a few more time than I had and had still not caught a single fish. I joked with him as we rounded a point and said if I catch another fish I will let him reel it in. He told me if I did that he would throw me into the water. We both laughed and kept fishing. About five minutes later I snagged another fish it wasnt that big probably around 2 pounds and I attempted to hand the reel over to my friend. He refused so I continued to reel the fish in. No more than 10 seconds later I felt myself being pushed and falling off the boat. My friend was looking at me laughing hysterically as I bobbed up and down in the water with the reel in my hand and the fish still on. From now on if someone tells me they are going to throw me in if I do something I am going to listen.

Kevin
Raleigh, NC

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